THE INVESTMENT PIECE B - GOY

THE INVESTMENT PIECE

An investment in yourself. Payable to us.

The House would prefer you didn’t think of this as buying another hoodie. “Investing in yourself” is a more agreeable description of the same transaction.

For everyday wear, repeat appearances, and explaining why you needed another hoodie when there is already one on the chair. We recommend the phrase “cost per wear.” It lends a reassuring air of financial planning to something you liked on a website.

With sufficient use, you may eventually describe it as “practically free.” The House will not be correcting you.

You may already own something similar. That was a purchase. This is an investment. We trust the distinction is now clear.

Your future self will thank you. Our accounts department would like to thank you now.

G O Y S Я U S
Engineered for Maximum Compliance

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador